Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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