I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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