i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i think my cat just said my name.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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