That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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