just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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