Small penises have feelings too.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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