you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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