he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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