i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Drake has all the answers
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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