he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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