Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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