nut hugger
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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