using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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