Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
whose parrot is this?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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