i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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