My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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