Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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