i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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