Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
