i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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