Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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