i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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