ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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