nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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