Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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