Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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