im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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