Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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