Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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