So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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