I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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