I faked an abortion last night.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
