people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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