Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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