She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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