mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
