I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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