O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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