boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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