You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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