I want to stick my p in your. b.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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