I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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