I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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