he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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