I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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