Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she told me i tasted like america
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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