i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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