ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
