my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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