we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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