Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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