'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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