I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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