Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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