Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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