nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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