To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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